where does the sun go in the night?

Interviewer: where does the sun go
in the night?
sardar:it doesn't go anywhere.
interviewer:superb,please
continue.
sardar:because of darkness
we can't see it..!!

your heart tells you, "dont worry you can fly

Falling in love is like jumping

off a really tall building.

your head tells you

"idiot, you're gonna die."

but your heart tells you,

"dont worry you can fly"

Impossibilities in the world

Impossibilities in the world
1.you cannot count your hair..
2.you cannot wash your eyes
with soap...
3.you cannot breath when
your tongue is out!!
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Please put your tongue inside.
Dont act like a stupid...
:-)

begining of something more beautiful..

"Everything in life has a
beautiful ending.
If its not beautiful.
then believe its not the end,
its just begining of
something more beautiful.."

amazing things about sleep!

There are many amazing
things about sleep! and
one of them is that
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you always wake up
with a new hair style!!

Success is never permanent

Think about it
Success is never permanent,
Failure is never final. So,
always do not stop untill
your victory makes a
history....

I know I am something

Great motivational words to
be written in everyone's heart:
"I know I am something,
because god doesn't create
anything as waste..!!

greatest glory in life is not by winning....

Never get discouraged when
things go beyond your
expectations, Always
remember that the
greatest glory in life is not
by winning but rising
everytime you fall......

Your HEART decides whom you want in life

"Time decides whom you meet
in life"
"Your HEART decides whom
you want in life"
but
"our behaviour decides who
will stay in our life"

one negative thought can burn thousands of positive dreams

One tree makes one lakh
matchsticks, but one
matchstick can burn one lakh
trees.
"one negative thought can
burn thousands of positive
dreams."

What is a line

maths sir: what is a line?
a genius answered :
a line is a dot, goin for a
walk!!!
sir again: so what are
parallel lines?
a dot goin walk wit its
girlfriend...

Signs of a person working in MNC

3 Signs that a person is workin
in the corporate world..
1.stressed
2.depressed
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3.still wel dressed!!

Husband got divorced from his wife..!!

Husband got divorced from his
wife..!!
Because he liked 'Like' on her
status and wrote "LOL"...!!
And her status was 'My mom
just died'

serious life

No matter how serious life
gets, you will constantly need
the company of people with
whom you can be completely
childish